This Friday I was invited to the weekly dinner outing with Missy, Wendol, JJ, and Jordan. We went to the Black Horse in Mendham (a town that will always SUCK! Just like Mountain Lakes). I would give this place 3 out of 5 stars. This is because all the hot babes I saw were going for the kinda guy that'll buy you a polo shirt for your birthday and then a week later buy the same one for himself and spill Grey Poupon on yours, offer to get it dry cleaned, and never give it back because you looked better in it. Everyone also had horrible haircuts. If you go there, get the Chicken Pot Pie.....it looked really good.
Look there's JJ picking us up at the graveyard! My cell phone didn't work here....must have been a DEAD ZONE!
YES! The Black Horse! Pink polo shirt = optional. Snobbery = REQUIRED
Missy wastes no time mingling with the locals. Anything for a free drink!
No wonder horses have such huge wankers!
Look at that nice plain dry chicken sandwich on white bread with no cheese or anything else that would add a touch of flavor to tantalize her tastebuds!
YES! The Black Horse! Pink polo shirt = optional. Snobbery = REQUIRED
Missy wastes no time mingling with the locals. Anything for a free drink!
No wonder horses have such huge wankers!
Look at that nice plain dry chicken sandwich on white bread with no cheese or anything else that would add a touch of flavor to tantalize her tastebuds!
No comments:
Post a Comment